Tuesday, May 6, 2008

It's All a Trick of the Devil

Creationists have been getting a lot of press lately, with their new propaganda film out and their continued efforts to undermine the teaching of science in our school system. These creationists, the ones who hide behind the pseudo-scientific title of “Intelligent Design,” clearly have no understanding of evolutionary theory or even science in general. They are woefully misinformed and, as I’ve discussed elsewhere, approach the whole issue from the wrong end; trying to punch holes in a theory in order to validate their theory, rather than getting any evidence to support their views. These are people who, because of their preconceived notions, genuinely feel that the evidence supporting evolution is flawed or inconclusive. They may believe the Earth is six thousand years old and they may fight tooth-and-nail against anything that contradicts the word of the Bible but I genuinely feel that most of them, if presented with the full scope of the evidence in support of evolution, would at least take it upon themselves to look more closely at the matter, rather than stick dogmatically to their views. That isn’t to say that they would necessarily change their minds, but that if they really knew the full extent of the evidence in support of Evolution, their curiosity would get the best of them and they might be able to look at the situation more objectively.

Less likely to stray from the dogma, however, are the creationists that do accept that the evidence we have clearly supports the theory of Evolution. How can someone that will admit that the evidence supports the theory be a creationist, though? By believing that the evidence is--you guessed it--a trick of the Devil.

Let me go back several years for a moment, back to my very first experience with a Young Earth Creationist. I was about 20 and had only just recently learned that there were people--Americans, no less--who truly believed the Earth to be only six thousand years old. When I first heard this, I immediately thought “Wait...how do they explain dinosaur fossils in their world view?” When I finally met a Young Earth Creationist, I wasted no time in asking the dinosaur question. The answer, as it turns out, is that dinosaur bones are a Trick of the Devil. As if, upon the invention of the shovel, the Prince of Lies worried that the humans would dig straight down to Hell, and decided that ancient bones of giant beasts would be sufficient distraction to prevent such an occurrence. This was, of course, before the phrase “Intelligent Design” was thought up by some brilliant evangelical PR man and thus, before the popularization of the now generally-accepted-by-creationists notion that dinosaurs and man peacefully co-existed.

There are still people, right here in the USA, that think this way. That think that the 150 years of compiled evidence in support of evolution, even right down to the evidence contained within our DNA, is nothing more than the Devil’s trickery. How can you possibly convince these people otherwise? Well, you can’t. Not ever. The Trick of the Devil argument is the ultimate logic-stopper. It’s the adult equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling “LA LA LA LA LA LA, I can’t hear you!!” The Devil has played many roles in the mythology of the Bible and now, in the face of overwhelming, mutually supported evidence, he has been cast as the Mark Furman in the OJ trial of Evolution.

It’s quite the confusing situation. On the one hand, these are people who are reasonable enough to look at the sheer amount of the evidence and logically conclude that it empirically supports Evolution. On the other hand, they believe that the only reason Evolution is so clearly obvious is because that’s what the Devil wants us to think! Where does the line get drawn on such reasoning? At what point can someone in that mindset accept anything as reality? After all, it is the clearest example of willful ignorance I can think of. They choose to believe it is a trick of the Devil because they simply aren’t willing to accept the alternative, no matter what the physical world my have to say about it. So where is the line? If one of these people comes home to find their spouse murdered, for example, can they accept that? If they’re unable to accept the shock to their world that the truth of Evolution would be, how can they possibly accept that God would allow someone to murder their beloved husband or wife? If you go to the museum, a dinosaur fossil is just as tangible as the mutilated corpse of a loved one. God could not allow such a thing, the corpse must be a trick of the Devil, right?

Yes, that example may be a bit extreme, but that’s the point. If you’re willing to accept that objects that you can hold in your hand can have been created by Satan to mislead you, then there’s literally no limit, no cut-off that can be clearly defined for what can be accepted as fact and what is test or a ploy perpetuated by the Nemesis. It is the ultimate form of conspiracy theory, where literally everything can be fabricated, in some cases with God’s consent, to lead us to the wrong conclusions. It’s a small stumble from that place to a state of being fully delusional, forming your own beliefs regardless of what you may see, hear, taste, smell or feel to the contrary.

Make no mistake about my intention; I think that most of the people who use the “Trick of the Devil” argument will never use it for anything but as a trap door to escape a debate that their religion can’t win. But it’s important to acknowledge the full extent of the self-deception at work in such seemingly innocuous statements. Only a tiny fraction of one percent of such people may ever make the leap to full-blown paranoid delusions ... but they’re all standing on the precipice.

9 comments:

Humanist Mama said...

This reminded me of a funny conversation my husband and I had with my in-laws. First, I'll tell you my brother-in-law has a minor in geology. He is now a young earth creationist...amazing how fast a church can undo an education ;) We asked him how he can account for the evidence that the earth is billions of years old. What was his explanation? God put trees on the earth full-grown, rocks were already aged, etc. So, the dating methods do not work. Basically, God is tricking us. I think both my husband's and my jaw dropped. You can't argue with someone who thinks that way. It always amazes me what people are willing to believe in order to keep their god belief intact.

Shawn McBee said...

Yeah...the God of the Young Earth Creationists is kind of an asshole. Like, he's going extra out of His way to send as many people as possible to Hell.

In fact, I'd like to know how such people account for the fact that, with the speed of light being constant, how can there possibly be stars visible to us that are billions of light-years away? Sure, God could have put them there 6,000 years ago, but the light would still take billions of years to get here.

Humanist Mama said...

You know...that one might stump them. If I get the opportunity, I'll ask :) It will be fun to see what kind of silly answer they come up with this time. Actually, they'll probably say, "Ummm...I'll have to ask my pastor about that one." I'm not sure if they'd dare have a thought of their own.

Ojalanpoika said...

Ever saw figures of Dinoglyfs & Dinolits documented by man:
http://www.helsinki.fi/~pjojala/Dinosaurs-in-history.htm
?

Let's remember that the longest and most detailed description of ANY animal in the Jewish Scriptures was having to do with "dragon" leviathan (Job 40-41). Other names were behemoth, rahab and tannin. The latter seems to be a general word for them as a group. Curiously, it is the term used in the very first chapter of the Bible. Actually, tannin were the animals created first according to Genesis. In Job 40, G*d calls behemot as the first animal come up with.

pauli.ojala@gmail.com
Biochemist, drop-out (M.Sci. Master of Sciing)
http://www.helsinki.fi/~pjojala/Expelled-ID.htm

Shawn McBee said...

Ojalanpoika:
Your "Dinosaur" artifacts seem to fall into several different categories: Those that have been proven to be modern-day frauds, those that require a preconceived conclusion to be interpreted as dinosaurs, those that are of gods and unsubstantiated mythical creatures (Quetzalcoatl, various dragons, IE), incredibly vague and completely fictional, fantastical creatures. I am not personally aware of every artifact listed on that page, but I recognized a significant number of them from various unbiased documentaries I've seen that have debunked these.
However thoroughly debunked the evidence shown is, I admire the effort to at least try to make an argument based on evidence. Unfortunately, you had to turn to scripture as an argument in the next sentence, ruining it.
Here's the simple truth: Nothing written in ANY book carries the same weight as something that can be seen and tested. We can directly observe the rate at which things like Carbon-14 degrade and use that knowledge to figure out the age of organic materials, which show that life has existed on Earth for hundreds of millions of years. Not to mention that we can see stars that are billions of light years away (which we can measure to verify) and that, the speed of light being constant, we know that those stars need to have existed for billions of years for their light to reach us.

Furthermore, the fact that you have a page "applauding" Ben Stein's propaganda hit-piece shows that you are willing to accept whatever you're told if it fits with your world-view without any independent study.

I applaud our efforts to defend your position, but you'll have to try harder.

Ojalanpoika said...

Could you please indicate to me, which row and which item on it are 'proven to be modern-day frauds', please?

I know those are also there on the market and even I once stumbled on them. I think, however, that those you do not find here. For instance, those bronze seals are very common in those artefacts from Mesopotamia.

I reckon Bible as an archeologically interesting document. THis is in Finnish but could you neverhteless follow the table information?!?
http://www.helsinki.fi/~pjojala/Raamatun_arkeologinen_arvo.htm

I also must argue that my essay begins by referring to a long text essay behind these figures. If you go through the reference list containing over 100 references, you would see that there are multiple sources from behind 1500 years ('Text essay and references')
http://www.helsinki.fi/~pjojala/Dinosauruslegendat.htm

tikkun olam,
Pauli

Anonymous said...

Excellent blog. You do an amzing job of fully clarifying some of the idiocy that the ultra-religious display. I will definitely be linking to your blog!

Anonymous said...

Oh JEEZUZ! XP You know...oddly enough I'm not an Atheist. I believe that there is a God of some sort but I also believe wholly in science. To me one does not prove or disprove the other. I believe in evolution and how the universe was formed. I believe in all that science has to teach us and yet I can still believe in a God or creator of some sort. I just happen to believe that science was how it was all made. In that science explains how it was done. The dumb ass bullshit about the earth being created with age and shit is STUPID. This all comes about because people want to take the bible of all books literally and so they throw out any which is to say ALL science that says anything any different as opposed to adjusting their views to realize that maybe a lot written in there was actually figurative and maybe a lot of it was based on mankinds own views.

Humanist Mama, the answer is simple, the universe IS billions of years old. people just want to have blind faith so they don't hurt themselves thinking. I spent many years reconciling science and religion. I hate narrow minded "Christians" that are too stupid to do the same.

Shawn McBee said...

Straker, I totally agree. I may be an Atheist, but I don't fault people for believing in (a) God (or gods). As stated elsewhere on this blog, my only issue is when the religion discounts science and actively seeks to eradicate or marginalize important science from our school curriculums.
And, you know, I think a God who can take the building blocks of life and engineer the progression of single-celled organisms to complex, thinking creatures capable of making their own creations is FAR more impressive than a God who just says "Let there be humans, capable of inventing cars and wearing clothes!"